MIL Chronicles - I've just gotten home off the plane.
MIL: did you hear about the train crash?
Me: yeah isn't that terrible!
MIL: ever since that Obama got in office it's been one thing after another
Me: Jesus Christ, this is going to be deeper than I expect you to understand but for one thing he isn't the devil. For another thing Ronald Reagan deregulated every damned thing in the 80's and nothing been kept up because there is no regulation. Do you blame Obama for your gallbladder needing to come out in the mid 90's too? He probably had something to do with that.
More idol conversation of no substance because I made sense and she can't get it.
MIL: how much longer are you going to have to travel?
Me: you mean?
MIL: like when do you stop traveling and stay home to work?
Me: the 12th of never
Exit, stage left
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