MIL Chronicles.
Background: many errands to complete things for MILs house. Last stop Jared jewelry because a lovely little bird told me they could work on my watch and MIL needed a new battery for hers. Big and I went into Jared alone. ALONE. On purpose. He told her he would lock the car, she said ok I'll stay here. She'd had enough walking, you see. It comes to pass that my watch can't be fixed and my husband is tired of me being cheap and buys me a new watch. It's gonna take a minute so he says he will go out and tell his mother what's up. While I was obliviously handling the watch purchase and fitting, here is what happened.
Big headed for the car. Before he could get to the door the alarm in the car started going off. He goes to the car to see what's going on. His mother is struggling to get out of the car. He hits the button and unlocks everything and opens her door. He is nearly knocked dead by the fumes!
MIL: I made a stinker and I need to go to the bathroom.
Big through watering eyes: what were you doing and why did the alarm go off.
MIL: I couldn't figure out how to unlock the door to get out.
Big takes her inside, deposits her at the bathroom, goes back outside and rolls every window down.
She's owned this car for 14 years. She doesn't know about the "lock/unlock" button.
💩😂💩😂💩😂
It's funnier because I had no part in it. I was busy getting a lovely watch.
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