MIL Chronicles - October 2015

MIL Chronicles. 25 days to go

MIL: hey Deb, can you get me some of that spray stuff for stains. I have some panties I need to treat (no doubt from Jared)

Me: no I only have the stick kind. Tell you what. I'll put it under the sink in your bathroom and you can use it whenever you need to. That way his majesty won't know. (And I can shitcan it when she goes across the way)

MIL: oh thank you. That's good.

I come up and do the thing I promised.

Big: what are you doing?
Me:  don't ask
Big: oh god, what?
Me: DONT ask
Big: tell me
Me: you can't not ask can you?
Big: no

I tell him.

Big: oh Jesus that's disgusting. (Upturned lip, lurching stomach)
Me: I'm not getting any tonight am I?
Big: OMG I can't. I'm gonna be sick.

😂😂😂😂 (I was never gonna get any anyway).